My Dog

This page is dedicated to my dog Jamie boy. 

Without a formal qualification or a fancy psychology/psychiatry degree, all he does is eat, play, sleep and shit. Yet this fellow has changed my life completely and unreservedly… for the better.

I don’t need to wait for your birthday or any special occasion to tell you how much you mean to me. With you, every day feels like a present. Most of all, you’ve shown me that love is a verb, not a noun… lick lick xx

Plus, here are some tasteful, witty words of wisdom inspired by him…

“Oh, you human beings are complicated. When are you going to learn the subtle art of not giving a bark?”

“Life is simpler when you’re a dog. You see, I don’t give people a like, I give them a lick. If they don’t like it, I give them the flick.”